Funny Quotes 2013: Funny Work Quotes

Funny Work Quotes Definition

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Choose a job you love, and you will never have to work a day in your life.
Confucius
Opportunity is missed by most people because it is dressed in overalls and looks like work.
Thomas A. Edison
Nothing will work unless you do.
Maya Angelou
The brain is a wonderful organ; it starts working the moment you get up in the morning and does not stop until you get into the office.
Robert Frost
There is always the danger that we may just do the work for the sake of the work. This is where the respect and the love and the devotion come in - that we do it to God, to Christ, and that's why we try to do it as beautifully as possible.
Mother Teresa
Far and away the best prize that life has to offer is the chance to work hard at work worth doing.
Theodore Roosevelt
I think the person who takes a job in order to live - that is to say, for the money - has turned himself into a slave.
Joseph Campbell
Do not hire a man who does your work for money, but him who does it for love of it.
Henry David Thoreau
Anyone who can walk to the welfare office can walk to work.
Al Capp
A man's work is nothing but this slow trek to rediscover, through the detours of art, those two or three great and simple images in whose presence his heart first opened.
Albert Camus
Laziness may appear attractive, but work gives satisfaction.
Anne Frank
To find out what one is fitted to do, and to secure an opportunity to do it, is the key to happiness.
John Dewey
All things are difficult before they are easy.
Thomas Fuller
The pay is good and I can walk to work.
John F. Kennedy
The taxpayer - that's someone who works for the federal government but doesn't have to take the civil service examination.
Ronald Reagan
Work is love made visible. And if you cannot work with love but only with distaste, it is better that you should leave your work and sit at the gate of the temple and take alms of those who work with joy.
Khalil Gibran
Hard work spotlights the character of people: some turn up their sleeves, some turn up their noses, and some don't turn up at all.
Sam Ewing
It is the working man who is the happy man. It is the idle man who is the miserable man.
Benjamin Franklin
By working faithfully eight hours a day you may eventually get to be boss and work twelve hours a day.
Robert Frost
All labor that uplifts humanity has dignity and importance and should be undertaken with painstaking excellence.
Martin Luther King, Jr.If people concentrated on the really important things in life, there'd be a shortage of fishing poles.
Doug Larson

The trouble with retirement is that you never get a day off.
Abe Lemons

Middle age is when work is a lot less fun and fun is a lot more work.
Author Unknown

Rest is not idleness, and to lie sometimes on the grass under trees on a summer's day, listening to the murmur of the water, or watching the clouds float across the sky, is by no means a waste of time.
J. Lubbock

Golf is played by twenty million mature American men whose wives think they are out having fun.
Jim Bishop

Don't play too much golf. Two rounds a day are plenty.
Harry Vardon

There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want.
Bill Watterson, Calvin and Hobbes

Our life, exempt from public haunt, finds tongues in trees, books in the running brooks, sermons in stones, and good in everything.
William Shakespeare

Choose a work that you love and you won't have to work another day.
Confucius
Thoughts on the Merits of Work

The worst of work nowadays is what happens to people when they cease to work.
Gilbert K. Chesterton

A retired husband is often a wife's full-time job.
Ella Harris

Retired is being twice tired, I've thought first tired of working, then tired of not.
Richard Armour

To retire is to die.
Pablo Casals

Retirement may be looked upon either as a prolonged holiday or as a rejection, a being thrown on to the scrap-heap.
Simone De Beauvoir

Men and women approaching retirement age should be recycled for public service work, and their companies should foot the bill. We can no longer afford to scrap-pile people.
Maggie Kuhn

Sooner or later I'm going to die, but I'm not going to retire.
Margaret Mead

A man is known by the company that keeps him on after retirement age.
Author Unknown

The best time to start thinking about your retirement is before the boss does.
Author Unknown

Don't think of retiring from the world until the world will be sorry that you retire. I hate a fellow whom pride or cowardice or laziness drive into a corner, and who does nothing when he is there but sit and growl. Let him come out as I do, and bark.
Samuel Johnson

The harder you work, the harder it is to surrender.
Vince Lombardi

Retirement at sixty-five is ridiculous. When I was sixty-five I still had pimples.
George Burns

In this country men seem to live for action as long as they can and sink into apathy when they retire.
Charles Francis Adams

Retirement is the ugliest word in the language.
Ernest Hemingway

Choose a work that you love and you won't have to work another day.
Confucius
Money Issues

When a man retires, his wife gets twice the husband but only half the income.
Chi Chi Rodriguez

Fear no more the heat o the sun, nor the furious winter's rages. Thou thy worldly task hast done, home art gone and taken thy wages.
William Shakespeare

Retirement is like a long vacation in Las Vegas. The goal is to enjoy it the fullest, but not so fully that you run out of money.
Jonathan Clements

It is time I stepped aside for a less experienced and less able man.
Scott Elledge

Another good thing about being poor is that when you are seventy your children will not have declared you legally insane in order to gain control of your estate.
Woody Allen

The question isn't at what age I want to retire, it's at what income.
George Foreman

I advise you to go on living solely to enrage those who are paying your annuities. It is the only pleasure I have left.
Voltaire

People may live as much retired from the world as they like, but sooner or later they find themselves debtor or creditor to some one.
Johann Wolfgang Von Goethe

Cessation of work is not accompanied by cessation of expenses.
Cato

Money is something you got to make in case you don’t die.
Max Asnas

It is better to live rich than to die rich.
Samuel Johnson

Not having to worry about money is almost like not having to worry about dying.
Mario Puzo

You can be young without money but you can’t be old without it.
Tennessee Williams
Irony

When a man retires and time is no longer a matter of urgent importance, his colleagues generally present him with a watch.
R.C. Sherriff

Half our life is spent trying to find something to do with the time we have rushed through life trying to save.
Will Rogers

You have to put off being young until you can retire.
Author Unknown

Aging seems to be the only available way to live a long life.
Kitty O'Neill Collins

Something pretty... that's just the surface. People worry so much about aging, but you look younger if you don't worry about it.
Jeanne Moreau

It's paradoxical that the idea of living a long life appeals to everyone, but the idea of getting old doesn't appeal to anyone.
Andy Rooney
Aging

Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter.
Mark Twain

A man is not old until regrets take the place of dreams.
John Barrymore

You know you're getting old when you stoop to tie your shoelaces and wonder what else you could do while you're down there.
George Burns

People ask me what I'd most appreciate getting for my eighty-seventh birthday. I tell them, a paternity suit.
George Burns

I don't feel old. I don't feel anything until noon. Then it's time for my nap.
Bob Hope

I don't plan to grow old gracefully. I plan to have face-lifts until my ears meet.
Rita Rudner

I do wish I could tell you my age but it's impossible. It keeps changing all the time.
Greer Garson

I'm very pleased to be here. Let's face it, at my age I'm very pleased to be anywhere.
George Burns

Except for an occasional heart attack I feel as young as I ever did.
Robert Benchley

The afternoon knows what the morning never suspected.
Robert Frost

There is a fountain of youth: it is your mind, your talents, the creativity you bring to your life and the lives of people you love. When you learn to tap this source, you will truly have defeated age.
Sophia Loren

You don't stop laughing when you grow old, you grow old when you stop laughing.
George Bernard Shaw

The really frightening thing about middle age is that you know you'll grow out of it.
Doris Day

but one loses, as one grows older, something of the lightness of one's dreams; one begins to take life up in both hands, and to care more for the fruit than the flower, and that is no great loss perhaps.
W.B. Yeats

How old would you be if you didn't know how old you was?
Satchel Paige

Those who think they have no time for bodily exercise will sooner or later have to find time for illness.
Edward Stanley

At age 20, we worry about what others think of us. At age 40, we don't care what they think of us. At age 60, we discover they haven't been thinking of us at all.
Ann Landers
Retirement Plan

Preparation for old age should begin not later than one's teens. A life which is empty of purpose until 65 will not suddenly become filled on retirement.
Arthur E. Morgan

Before you speak, listen. Before you write, think. Before you spend, earn. Before you invest, investigate. Before you criticize, wait. Before you pray, forgive. Before you quit, try. Before you retire, save. Before you die, give.
William A. Ward