Funny Quotes 2013: Funny Birthday Quotes

Tuesday, 9 July 2013

Funny Birthday Quotes

Funny Birthday Quotes Definition

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Birthdays are nature’s way of telling us to eat more cake.”
- Unknown
“There are three hundred and sixty-four days when you might get un-birthday presents … and only one for birthday presents, you know.”
– Lewis Carro
“Birthdays are good for you. Statistics show that the people who have the most live the longest.”
-Larry Lorenzoni
“Finally 21, and legally able to do everything I’ve been doing since 15.”
–Unknown
“May you live to be 100 and may the last voice you hear be mine.”
-Frank Sinatra
“Pleas’d look forward, pleased to look behind, And count each birthday with a grateful mind.”
-Alexander Pope
“The secret to eternal youth is arrested development.”
-Alice Roosevelt Longworth
“Why is a birthday cake the only food you can blow on and spit on and everybody rushes to get a piece?”
-Bobby Kelton
“A man of sixty has spent twenty years in bed and over three years in eating.”
-Arnold Bennett
“When I was a boy of fourteen, my father was so ignorant I could hardly stand to have the old man around. But when I got to be twenty-one, I was astonished at how much he had learned in seven years.”
-Mark Twain
Congratulations! You’re no longer a teenager. Now just wait till you get to be the parent of one.
- Greg Tamblyn
When you’re 21, you have to pay your own way. You’re going to have a whole different opinion about wearing designer jeans.
-Melanie White
Your parents are really excited about you turning 21. They’ve already shown me the re-design plans for your room.
-Melanie White
At 21 years old, lots of new doors open up. Unfortunately the ones that could get you in the most trouble are the most tempting.
-Anonymous
On my 21st birthday my parents gave me a cheese platter. I kept the knife just in case I ever want to give it back.
-Greg Tamblyn
Now that you’re 21, it’s time to stop playing video games and start designing them.
-Melanie White
I enjoyed being 21 so much, I’ve been that old for several years now.
-Melanie White
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