Funny Quotes 2013: Funny Quotes About Being Single

Funny Quotes About Being Single Definition

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Single life is warm breeze you can do your own thing, go as you please, date whoever, make no committed too yourself as you please, you don't have worry about get used, cheat on, lie on, no stress on your mind, no tears on your face falling down, no arrow destroy your heart, happyniess can restore your pain, you can work on yourself and goals. Downfall of being single; not having someone holding you at night when your days and good days, support you in your dreams, your job, understanding, tell you when you are wrong and congrats you when you right, communicate with you, uplift your spirits when you are out place, having someone love for who you are, and you do the same for them, be your backbone when you need it, someone make you happy and smile, compromise things as couple, you cry they comfort you, give you advice, hugs, give you compliments, protection, maybe stay faithful too you.
Too many girls rush into relationships because of the fear of being single, then start making compromises, and losing their identity. Dont do that.
I really enjoy being single again. I spent a lot of time in a relationship and the nearer we came to the end, the more difficult it got. You don't see things clearly as long as you're still involved.
I think it can be fun to be single and date-like when you don't want a relationship. Or when you've just gotten out of a relationship, and, after get over the initial shock, your thinking, Hey, it's kind of cool being single.
I have stepped off the relationship scene to come to terms with myself. I have spent most of my adult life being 'someone's girlfriend', and now I am happy being single.
Everybody thinks they'll never get married at your age. You think you can go on all your life being single, but you suddenly find out that you can't.
You know that feeling? When you're just waiting to get home into your room, close the door, fall into bed. Just let everything out that you kept in all day. That feeling of desperation. You're tired. Tired of everything, tired of nothing. You just want someone to be there and tell you it's okay. But no one is going to be there. You know you have to be strong for yourself, because no one can fix you. But you are tired, tired of being strong. For once you just want it to be easy. To be simple. To be helped. To be saved. But you know you won't be. But you're still hoping, still wishing. And you're staying strong and fighting with tears in your eyes. You are fighting.
I guess I'm just tired, I'm tired of being bitched at behind my back, of being laughed at, of being made fun of, feeling ugly, of being ignored, of feeling unloved, of no one caring, of pretending to be happy when all I want to do is cry.
Being single isnt the cause of loneliness, and marriage is not necessarily the cure. There are many lonely married people as well.
Spontaneity, freedom and flexibility. These are some of the best things about being single. You don't have to care about what the other half thinks of you when you want to do something. You just do it.
I am not the kind of girl that thinks a guy is the answer to everything...I'm just tired of being alone.
Being single is a good feeling, no drama or heartaches. On the other hand, it gets lonely and you miss that feeling of being taken.
I'm tired of being taken for granted. Idgaf if I sound cocky right now, but I think I'm beautiful a smart ass chick, with a great future.
You ever get tired of being the bigger person? Or tired of being the one to compromise. Or realize you've come to far to settle? Yeah me either...
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Teens love to celebrate Valentine's Day. The heady mix of first love, freedom, and hormones, make an interesting combination for Valentine's Day. Enjoy this collection of cute Valentine's Day quotes and share it with the one you love. If you feel nervous about confessing your love, use these cute Valentine's Day quotes to woo your sweetheart.
Leo Tolstoy
All, everything that I understand, I understand only because I love.
Are we not like two volumes of one book?
Lao Tzu
Being deeply loved by someone gives you strength while loving someone deeply gives you courage.
John Bunyan
Better let my heart be without words, than my words without heart.
Grey Livingston
Candle light, moon light, star light The brightest glow is from love light.
Robert Browning
Grow old along with me, the best is yet to be.
Pixie Foudre
I love you like crazy, baby 'Cuz I'd go crazy without you.
Rabindranath Tagore
I seem to have loved you in numberless forms, numberless times, in life after life, in age after age forever.
Winnie the Pooh
If ever there is tomorrow when we’re not together... there is something you must always remember. You are braver than you believe, stronger than you seem, and smarter than you think. But the most important thing is, even if we’re apart... I’ll always be with you.
Winnie the Pooh
If there ever comes a day when we can't be together keep me in your heart, I'll stay there forever.
La Rochefoucauld
If we judge of love by its usual effects, it resembles hatred more than friendship.
J. P. Richter
In women everything is heart, even the head.
Andre Gide
It is the special quality of love not to be able to remain stationary, to be obliged to increase under pain of diminishing.
E. E. Cummings
Kisses are a better fate than wisdom.
James A. Baldwin
Love does not begin and end the way we seem to think it does. Love is a battle, love is a war; love is a growing up.
Joyce Carol Oates
Love doesn't grow on trees like apples in Eden - it's something you have to make. And you must use your imagination too.
Robert Frost
Love is an irresistible desire to be irresistibly desired.
French Proverb
Love is blind. That is why he always proceeds by touch.
Jerome K. Jerome
Love is like the measles; we all have to go through it.
R. Buckminster Fuller
Love is metaphysical gravity.
John Keats
Love is my religion - I could die for it.
Sean Connery
Love may not make the world go round, but I must admit that it makes the ride worthwhile.
David Viscott
To love and be loved is to feel the sun from both sides.
Oscar Wilde
When you really want love you will find it waiting for you.
OMG Valentine's day is today? Dammit, I forgot to get a boyfriend again. Ahhh this lovely holiday graces us yet again. As if tripping over the roses addressed to my roommate and the ones on my awful co-workers desk weren't enough to make me want to eat an absurd amount of chocolates (heavily discounted starting today)... I can now thank all of my friends on Facebook and Twitter for suddenly becoming crazy cheesy romantics on this very day. Normally I try to live in the moment but today I'm just looking forward tomorrow. Luckily, I have some amazing single girlfriends so we shall hit the town tonight and toast being sexy & single. ~Anonymous Anti-Valentine's Day post
If you're feeling a bit blah about Valentine's Day this year...you're not alone! The day is almost over and reality will soon be here but until then enjoy a laugh or two with our 25 favorite anti-Valentine's Day quote