Funny Quotes 2013: Funny quotes for the day

Saturday, 20 July 2013

Funny quotes for the day

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    If you feel like doing some work, sit down and wait…
    The feeling does go away.”

    “If there are no stupid questions, then what kind of questions do stupid people ask?"
    ~Scott Adams

    “There are many who dare not kill themselves for fear of what the neighbors will say.”
    ~Cyrill Connolly

    “Don’t ever wrestle with a pig.
    You'll both get dirty, but the pig will enjoy it.”
    ~Cole Yarborough

    “If you drop a white glove into the mud, the glove will get muddy. But the mud will never get glovey.”

    “If you need a helping hand, there is one at the end of your arm.”~Audrey Hepburn

    “If you live to be a hundred. I want to live to be a hundred minus one day, so I never have to live without you.”
    ~Winnie the Pooh

    “If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of payments.”~Earl Wilson

    “What happens to the hole when the cheese is gone?”
    ~Berlott Brecht

    “The tooth fairy teaches children that they can sell body parts for money.”
    ~David Richerby

    “In God we trust. All others bring data.”
    ~Dr. Edwards Deming

    “I have enough money to last me the rest of my life. Unless I buy something.”
    ~Jackie Mason

    “I like work; it fascinates me, I can sit back and look at it for hours.”
    ~Jerome K. Jerome

    “If it weren't for my lawyer, I'd still be in prison. It went a lot faster with two people digging.”
    ~Joe Martin