Funny Quotes 2013: Funny Senior Quotes

Thursday, 25 July 2013

Funny Senior Quotes

Funny Senior Quotes Definition

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Success is the ability to go from one failure to another with no loss of enthusiasm.
Sir Winston Leonard Spencer-Churchill
I was here, but now I'm gone, I've left this note, to turn you on, those who knew me knew me well, those who didn't go to hell!!
Author unknown
Genius is more often found in a cracked pot than in a whole one.
Elwyn Brooks White
You know how to tell if the teacher is hung over? Movie Day.
Jay Ferguson Cox Mohr
Without education we are in a horrible and deadly danger of taking educated people seriously.
Gilbert Keith Chesterton
Here is to all the rebels, all the geeks, all the preps, LIFE is great life it while you can make the most friends you can and always sign everyone's yearbook.
Author unknown
It is hard to convince a high-school student that he will encounter a lot of problems more difficult than those of algebra and geometry.
Edgar Watson Howe
Leave something for someone, but don't leave someone for something.
Enid Mary Blyton
The jello has set, the sun has risen, today is the day, we get out 'a prison. Author unknown
I never did very well in Math. I could never seem to persuade the teacher that I hadn't meant my answers literally.
Calvin Marshall Trillin
You send your child to the schoolmaster, but 'tis the schoolboys who educate him.
Ralph Waldo Emerson
It used to take me all vacation to grow a new hide in place of the one they flogged off me during school term.
Mark Twain
The only time my education was interrupted was when I was in school.
George Bernard Shaw
High school is neither a democracy nor a dictatorship - nor, contrary to popular belief, an anarchic state. High school is a divine-right monarchy. And when the queen goes on vacation, things change.
John Michael Green in "Paper Towns"
Graduation day is tough for adults. They go to the ceremony as parents. They come home as contemporaries. After twenty-two years of child-raising, they are unemployed.
Erma Louise Bombeck
As long as there are tests, there will be prayer in schools.
Author unknown
I have never let my schooling interfere with my education.
Mark Twain
A high-school teacher, after all, is a person deputized by the rest of us to explain to the young what sort of world they are living in, and to defend, if possible, the part their elders are playing in it.
Author unknown
To those of you who received honors, awards and distinctions, I say well done. And to the 'C' students, I say you too may one day be President of the United States.
George Walker Bush
True terror is to wake up one morning and discover that your high school class is running the country.
Author unknown
A man who has never gone to school may steal from a freight car; but if he has a university education, he may steal the whole railroad.
Theodore "Teddy" Roosevelt
A professor is someone who talks in someone else's sleep.
Wystan Hugh Auden
Smartness runs in my family. When I went to school I was so smart my teacher was in my class for five years.
Grace Ethel Cecile Rosalie "Gracie" Allen
The purpose of a liberal education is to make you philosophical enough to accept the fact that you will never make much money.
Author unknown
Your families are extremely proud of you. You can't imagine the sense of relief they are experiencing. This would be a most opportune time to ask for money.
Gary Bolding