Funny Quotes 2013: Friday Funny Quotes

Friday Funny Quotes Definition

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I've been saying for a couple of years now that people need to let God out of the Sunday morning box, that He doesn't want to just be with you for an hour or two on Sunday morning and then put back in His box to sit there until you have an emergency, but He wants to invade your Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, and Sunday.
Joyce Meyer
The government's view is that the best time to announce bad news, news that it doesn't want the public to dwell on is late on a Friday, when it will wind up in the Saturday papers, which if you were readers, then the week day editions. A holiday weekend is even better.
Bob Schieffer
And if you ask again whether there is any justice in the world, you'll have to be satisfied with the reply: Not for the time being; at any rate, not up to this Friday.
Alfred Doblin
I hadn't worked for a year when I had my Prison Break audition and it was the easiest audition I've ever had. I got the script on Friday, went to the audition on Monday and got the part on Tuesday. I was shooting the pilot a week later. I didn't have time to be nervous - it happened so quickly.
Wentworth Miller
Black Friday is not another bad hair day in Wall Street. It's the term used by American retailers to describe the day after the Thanksgiving Holiday, seen as the semi-official start of Christmas shopping season.
Evan Davis
My mobile rang around lunchtime one day, and it was George Michael. He wanted to come in on Friday. We were like, 'okay, if that's what you want'. And he was a very good guest. That's a real exception to the rule.
Graham Norton
For most Americans, Friday afternoons are filled with positive anticipation of the weekend. In Washington, it's where government officials dump stories they want to bury. Good news gets dropped on Monday so bureaucrats can talk about it all week.
John Sununu
Every Friday I used to have about fifty, sixty kids who would wait for me on Sunset Boulevard and I'd take them all to dinner. All runaways.
Al Lewis
There are pros and cons of experience. A con is that you can't look at the business with a fresh pair of eyes and as objectively as if you were a new CEO. Fire yourself on a Friday night and come in on Monday morning as if a search firm put you there as a turn-around leader. Can you be objective and make the bold change?
Andrea Jung
There are pros and cons of experience. A con is that you can't look at the business with a fresh pair of eyes and as objectively as if you were a new CEO. Fire yourself on a Friday night and come in on Monday morning as if a search firm put you there as a turn-around leader. Can you be objective and make the bold change?
Andrea Jung
I just started as a part of the public school music program. I took lessons at the school every Friday and was a part of the school band. I was just a normal kid taking instrumental lessons at school, nothing special.
Kenny G
I understand what's it like to work all week and on Friday night just want to go and leave your brain at the door, buy some popcorn and be thrilled by something.
Don Cheadle
I came home every Friday afternoon, riding the six miles on the back of a big mule. I spent Saturday and Sunday washing and ironing and cooking for the children and went back to my country school on Sunday afternoon.
Ida B. Wells
I was an OK boxer, I wasn't great, I was OK, but I loved the discipline of getting together every Monday, Wednesday and Friday, usually Saturday afternoons too, with a whole bunch of mates and training, very, very hard for about two-and-half hours.
Liam Neeson
Friday. The golden child of the weekdays. The superhero of the workweek. The welcome wagon to the weekend. The famous F word we thank God for every week.
I know every day is a gift, but where's the receipt for Mondays? I want to exchange it for another Friday.
Happy Friday! I haven't been so excited about Friday since last Friday.
Good Friday morning all....Make it happen today, we all have choices to make. Make them count, no matter how small.
Friday night football games are the best part of High school.
The only Happy END that I know it's the weekEND!
It's Friday! I can't wait to be ashamed of what I do this weekend.
This Weekend's Forecast: Drunk with a good chance of making an ass out of myself.
Friday is like a superhero that always arrives just in time to stop me from savagely beating one of my coworkers with a keyboard.
Every Friday, I feel like I deserve a flavored latte for all my hard work during the week.
If my boss knew how unproductive I am on Fridays, he wouldn't want me here either.
Happy Friday the 13th everyone, I heard if you stand infront of a mirror and say One Direction 5 times, they come out and haunt you.
On Friday the 13th weird things are supposed to happen...Maybe I'll get in to a relationship. happy friday the 13th!
Happy Friday The 13th! Don't look what's under your bed tonight & don't turn off the light. You don't know what's coming. Have a good day!
Don't walk under any ladders, Don't break any mirrors, Don't spill any salt, And don't walk by any black cats. happy friday the 13th!
FACT : Friday the 13th happens 3 times this year, each 13 weeks apart from the other. This hasn't happened since 1984. happy friday the 13th.
Tonight I plan on having such an awesome night, Morgan Freeman should narrate it.
Today I'm poking holes in condoms and passing them out at Wal-Mart. happy friday the 13th.
Success is liking yourself, liking what you do and liking how you do it! happy friday!
Happy Friday! Focus where you want to go today and then set everything to go there. The 1st hour of the entire day counts!
Good morning, give someone you love a hug and tell them you love them because they might just need it this morning. happy friday.
Happy Friday everyone! Forget all the bad things you've encountered this week and have a great weekend.
Happy Friday! What will you do today to support your local economy? Support a local independent business and shop local.
Today is Friday. Let's all have a ball. Be happy. Let the negativity go and be free.
Happy Friday everyone! Your BIG Dreams come from BIG inspirations!
Good morning! May your day be filled with random outbursts of infectious giggles! Doing the happy friday dance.
Beautiful morning, blessed day and possible transformation for the better are the things I prayed for everyone to have. happy friday.
Happy Friday everyone! May your weekend be full of adventure and cheer, and may the start of next week be a long ways from here.