Funny Quotes 2013: Funny Quotes About Friendship

Funny Quotes About Friendship Definition

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If you've landed here in search of a sweet sonnet or other classically romantic line to share with a loved on this Valentine's Day, you might not have come to the right place. But if jokes about the notoriously divisive holiday by some of our favorite comedians is what you're looking for, then we've got you covered.
Check out what 15 different comedians have said in their acts about the day where every person -- not just those in relationships -- has the chance to be emotionally disappointed. If there's one thing about Valentine's Day that Stephen Colbert, Aisha Tyler, Mike Birbiglia and the rest of the comics can agree on, it's that there's always room to take it less seriously. Vote for your favorites!
Teens love to celebrate Valentine's Day. The heady mix of first love, freedom, and hormones, make an interesting combination for Valentine's Day. Enjoy this collection of cute Valentine's Day quotes and share it with the one you love. If you feel nervous about confessing your love, use these cute Valentine's Day quotes to woo your sweetheart.
Leo Tolstoy
All, everything that I understand, I understand only because I love.
Are we not like two volumes of one book?
Lao Tzu
Being deeply loved by someone gives you strength while loving someone deeply gives you courage.
John Bunyan
Better let my heart be without words, than my words without heart.
Grey Livingston
Candle light, moon light, star light The brightest glow is from love light.
Robert Browning
Grow old along with me, the best is yet to be.
Pixie Foudre
I love you like crazy, baby 'Cuz I'd go crazy without you.
Rabindranath Tagore
I seem to have loved you in numberless forms, numberless times, in life after life, in age after age forever.
Winnie the Pooh
If ever there is tomorrow when we’re not together... there is something you must always remember. You are braver than you believe, stronger than you seem, and smarter than you think. But the most important thing is, even if we’re apart... I’ll always be with you.
Winnie the Pooh
If there ever comes a day when we can't be together keep me in your heart, I'll stay there forever.
La Rochefoucauld
If we judge of love by its usual effects, it resembles hatred more than friendship.
J. P. Richter
In women everything is heart, even the head.
Andre Gide
It is the special quality of love not to be able to remain stationary, to be obliged to increase under pain of diminishing.
E. E. Cummings
Kisses are a better fate than wisdom.
James A. Baldwin
Love does not begin and end the way we seem to think it does. Love is a battle, love is a war; love is a growing up.
Joyce Carol Oates
Love doesn't grow on trees like apples in Eden - it's something you have to make. And you must use your imagination too.
Robert Frost
Love is an irresistible desire to be irresistibly desired.
French Proverb
Love is blind. That is why he always proceeds by touch.
Jerome K. Jerome
Love is like the measles; we all have to go through it.
R. Buckminster Fuller
Love is metaphysical gravity.
John Keats
Love is my religion - I could die for it.
Sean Connery
Love may not make the world go round, but I must admit that it makes the ride worthwhile.
David Viscott
To love and be loved is to feel the sun from both sides.
Oscar Wilde
When you really want love you will find it waiting for you.
OMG Valentine's day is today? Dammit, I forgot to get a boyfriend again. Ahhh this lovely holiday graces us yet again. As if tripping over the roses addressed to my roommate and the ones on my awful co-workers desk weren't enough to make me want to eat an absurd amount of chocolates (heavily discounted starting today)... I can now thank all of my friends on Facebook and Twitter for suddenly becoming crazy cheesy romantics on this very day. Normally I try to live in the moment but today I'm just looking forward tomorrow. Luckily, I have some amazing single girlfriends so we shall hit the town tonight and toast being sexy & single. ~Anonymous Anti-Valentine's Day post
If you're feeling a bit blah about Valentine's Day this year...you're not alone! The day is almost over and reality will soon be here but until then enjoy a laugh or two with our 25 favorite anti-Valentine's Day quotes...
Don't walk behind me; I may not lead. Don't walk in front of me; I may not follow. Just walk beside me and be my friend.
Albert Camus
A friend is one who knows you and loves you just the same.
Elbert Hubbard
An insincere and evil friend is more to be feared than a wild beast; a wild beast may wound your body, but an evil friend will wound your mind.
Buddha
Friendship... is not something you learn in school. But if you haven't learned the meaning of friendship, you really haven't learned anything.
Muhammad Ali
Lots of people want to ride with you in the limo, but what you want is someone who will take the bus with you when the limo breaks down.
Oprah Winfrey
One of the most beautiful qualities of true friendship is to understand and to be understood.
Lucius Annaeus Seneca
A true friend never gets in your way unless you happen to be going down.
Arnold H. Glasow
A single rose can be my garden... a single friend, my world.
Leo Buscaglia
In everyone's life, at some time, our inner fire goes out. It is then burst into flame by an encounter with another human being. We should all be thankful for those people who rekindle the inner spirit.
Albert Schweitzer
I value the friend who for me finds time on his calendar, but I cherish the friend who for me does not consult his calendar.
Robert Brault
Think where man's glory most begins and ends, and say my glory was I had such friends.
William Butler Yeats
A friend should be one in whose understanding and virtue we can equally confide, and whose opinion we can value at once for its justness and its sincerity.
Robert Hall
True friends stab you in the front.
Oscar Wilde
Friendship is unnecessary, like philosophy, like art... It has no survival value; rather it is one of those things that give value to survival.
C. S. Lewis
Be courteous to all, but intimate with few, and let those few be well tried before you give them your confidence.
George Washington
A friend is someone who gives you total freedom to be yourself.
Jim Morrison
It is one of the blessings of old friends that you can afford to be stupid with them.
Ralph Waldo Emerson
A true friend freely, advises justly, assists readily, adventures boldly, takes all patiently, defends courageously, and continues a friend unchangeably.
William Penn A
The friend who can be silent with us in a moment of despair or confusion, who can stay with us in an hour of grief and bereavement, who can tolerate not knowing... not healing, not curing... that is a friend who cares.
Henri Nouwen
Friendship is a single soul dwelling in two bodies.
Aristotle
Walking with a friend in the dark is better than walking alone in the light.
Helen Keller