Funny Quotes 2013: Funny Quotes About Women

Friday, 19 July 2013

Funny Quotes About Women

Funny Quotes About Women Definition

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    An adult female person; a grown-up female person, as distinguished from a man or a child; sometimes, any female person.
    The female part of the human race; womankind.
    A female attendant or servant.
    To act the part of a woman in; -- with indefinite it.
    To make effeminate or womanish.
    To furnish with, or unite to, a woman.

Women are always being tested...but ultimately, each of us has to define who we are individually and then do the very best job we can to grow into it.
International Women's Day is not about asserting the superiority of one gender over the other. It is not about petty quarrels about who gets to do the dishes after dinner. The United Nations instituted International Women's Day to commemorate the contribution of women in the socio-political sphere as well as in global peace and security.

Historically, women have been suppressed and treated unfairly. Even in the West, women were not given equal opportunities for work. Women were not given voting powers and they could not participate in political activity. Relegated to the hearth and household, women had little else to do other than raise children.

International Women's Day can be traced back to the women's suffrage movement in the late nineteenth century. Over two centuries, women achieved tremendous progress in every walk of life. Women's emancipation took new meaning when women traveled to space, and fought alongside men at battlefields.

Yet we find many pockets in the world, where women are suppressed and demeaned. Gender bias exists at every social stratum, even in the most developed societies. In some regions, patriarchal societies diminish the role of women in important matters. This masochist thinking has brought about a serious economic and social downfall.

Whether you are a woman or man, you must know that International Women's Day celebrates your emancipation. Had it not been for women's emancipation, free thinking would be impossible. An educated woman can raise intelligent children, which in turn creates a self-reliant society. Celebrate the spirit of womanhood with insightful International Women's Day quotes. Reach out to your women friends and touch their life with these International Women's Day quotes.

    Gandhi
    Woman is the companion of man, gifted with equal mental capacity.

    Farrah Fawcett
    God gave women intuition and femininity. Used properly, the combination easily jumbles the brain of any man I've ever met.

    Harriet Beecher Stowe
    Women are the real architects of society.

    Charles Malik
    The fastest way to change society is to mobilize the women of the world.

    Faith Whittlesey
    Remember, Ginger Rogers did everything Fred Astaire did, but backwards and in high heels.

    Barbara Bush
    Somewhere out in this audience may even be someone who will one day follow in my footsteps, and preside over the White House as the President's spouse. I wish him well!

    Virginia Woolf
    Women have served all these centuries as looking glasses possessing the magic and delicious power of reflecting the figure of a man at twice its natural size.

    Timothy Leary
    Women who seek to be equal with men lack ambition.

    Ville Valo
    Women are always beautiful.

    Loretta Young
    A charming woman doesn’t follow the crowd. She is herself.

    Philip Moeller
    Women are seldom silent. Their beauty is forever speaking for them.

    Nancy Pelosi
    Women are leaders everywhere you look -- from the CEO who runs a Fortune 500 company to the housewife who raises her children and heads her household. Our country was built by strong women and we will continue to break down walls and defy stereotypes.

    Melinda Gates
    A woman with a voice is by definition a strong woman. But the search to find that voice can be remarkably difficult.

    Eleanor Roosevelt
    Nobody can make you feel inferior without your permission.

    Robert Elliott Gonzales, Poems and Paragraphs
    All the world's a stage, and it's a dead easy guess which sex has all the speaking parts.